Health & Wellness

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It already knows your trade

Not a generic script with your name dropped in. It speaks the language.

triage

Deciding urgency, not diagnosis. What a receptionist does; the vet does the rest.

GDV / bloat

Twisted stomach in deep-chested dogs. Fatal within hours — retching without producing anything is the classic sign.

blocked cat

A male cat unable to urinate. Fatal within a day. Straining in the litter box is an emergency, not a constipation problem.

toxicity

Chocolate, xylitol, grapes, lilies, antifreeze, human medication. Time matters enormously.

NPO

Nothing by mouth. Required before anaesthesia.

senior panel

Bloodwork screening for older pets.

heartworm prevention

Monthly preventative. Requires a test first.

titre

Blood test measuring immunity, sometimes used instead of automatic revaccination.

The calls it handles

32%
Sick pet — is this urgent?
The highest-stakes call. Triage only, never diagnose.
28%
Routine appointment booking
Vaccinations, wellness, dental.
16%
Prescription refill
Needs a provider to authorise.
12%
New client enquiry
Moving practices, or a first pet.
8%
Results or follow-up question
Clinical. Route to the team.
4%
Sales and supplier calls
Not a client.

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